making up for low grades with high calories
- Monster Verse
My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
A threshold moment in human evolution
I created a PDF of some gift tags for a client. They were arranged in portrait orientation so they would print on an 8.5” x 11” page like a regular document. I sent them to her, she said they were perfect, and I forgot about the transaction.
A few weeks later, she writes to me in a panic.
i am firmly pro selfie. i am firmly pro millennial. i am firmly pro any topic or issue that gets baby boomers to write pissed off articles in salon or slate or the guardian about how the millennial generation is fucked up and narcissistic and lazy and will never be taken seriously by established powers.
Prints available for sale at Society6.
So my dachshund Luna recently had puppies. I was’t going to keep one, but y’know, I am.
This is Crash. Little runt/big doofus/precious thing.
A Sea of 4.5 Million Baby Blue Eye Flowers in Japan’s Hitachi Seaside Park
IS THIS REAL.
we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.
That’s because the pizza guy has consequences if his job is done incorrectly.
but not by the pizza guy
“I don’t think people love me. They love versions of me I have spun for them, versions of me they have construed in their minds. The easy versions of me, the easy parts of me to love.”(via suchvodka)