this is for you Allison-san
London in Puddles by Gavin Hammond
mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
me:
mom:
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
mom:
me:
mom: this isn't normal
Same look and smile. She’s so beautiful.
You’re ready to move on, but I just got here. I just started.
Sometimes
all I really need is to listen to music at shattering volumes.
Illustration by Mads Peitersen
(Source: n-irvana)
isn’t it strange how attractive people are really just a nice-looking arrangement of atoms
like
damn you have a great deoxyribonucleic acid arrangement
(Source: moonythemarauder)
The original story of the little mermaid is that she must kill the prince in order to be human, and in the end, she loves him too much and kills herself instead.
(Source: erickax)
New video from Kanye & Jay-Z!
(via Video: Jay-Z & Kanye West- No Church In The Wild (ft. Frank Ocean))
[Flash 10 is required to watch video]
this is dedicated to cat
they stole my dance moves, which i stole from the sims
(Source: poofenduff)
